Anúncios
1
What’s João’s pet’s name
Pepsi
Pepsy
Mona (after Mona Lisa)
Dog
Coke
2
What’s my favorite subject
History
Language
Art
Math
3
Who was Joãos sixth grade crush
Giovanna
Ignacio
Luisa
Carolina
Bruna
Julia
Isa
4
What’s João’s favorite social media
Snapchat
Instagram
Reddit
Google +
FB
5
What’s João’s favorite Sesame Street character
Ernie
Elmo
Cookie monster
Big Bird
Oscar the grouch
Bert
6
What’s João’s favorite Queen song
Stairway to heaven
Another one bites the dust
The man who sold the world
Highway to hell
The show must go on
7
What is João’s most cherished possession?
The dictionary
His DaVinci book
His PS4
His phone
I dont know what cherished means
The Envelope
8
Who is the author of João’s favorite quote
George Orwell
Orson Welles
Winston Churchill
Cardi B
FDR
9
What’s João worst feature
He’s unreliable
He’s selfish
He’s a nerd
He’s stupid
He’s racist
Has little patience
He is obsequious
10
Who is the person that has made João the most annoyed in his life
Nahuel
Luisa
Gio
Gian
Carolina
11
What is João’ s favorite Leo DiCaprio movie
The revenant
Pulp Fiction
Dinner Hall
Gilbert Grape
The Wolf Of Wallstreet
12
What does João look for in a girl
Quirkiness
Big tits
Innocence
Support
Big ass
Short hair
Sensitivity
A vagina
13
What does João threaten to do when someone pisses him off
All of the above
Exsanguinate them
Enucleate them
Disembowel them
Draw and quarter them
Feed their organs to their dog
14
What movie did João have to go watch alone when his friends canceled on him
Jumanji
Love Simon
Ferdinand
Blue is the warmest color
15
Who is João’s blonde celebrity crush
Amber Heard
Margot Robbie
Gisele Bundchen
Jennifer Aniston
Scarlett Johansson
16
Who is João’s brunette celebrity crush
Cara deLevigne
Emma Stone
Emma Watson
Camila Luddington
Alexandra Daddario
17
What is the name of the fake alias João created in order to sign up in websites without actually giving them any information
Tiago Filho
Slim Shady
Pafuncio de Ameixas
Jon Doe
